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Post by lamudbug on May 16, 2013 13:29:04 GMT -5
For some of us.
I was waiting in line at a fast food place.
The 6 young men from the truck in front of me got out
and surrounded my truck.
Each and every one screaming: "Gimme fi dolla!"
The driver got close and looked me in the eye.
He then called the others to get back in his truck and Shut the 'f' up!
Next day a cop I knew said: "They knew you was packing."
I asked him how they knew.
He told me: "An old gray haired guy, who is not sweating, has a gun."
He asked me what I was thinking.
I told him the truth:
"I got five shots and there are 6 of them. Which one do I run over?"
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Post by coolplanet on May 27, 2013 22:34:36 GMT -5
"I got five shots and there are 6 of them. Which one do I run over?" Good story! It reminded me of an incident when I was 17. I was waiting in my car for a friend to buy beer at a biker bar, when some dude walked up to my window and waved a switchblade in my face. His buddy pointed a sawed-off shotgun at me, demanding to see my ID and asking why I was there. I told them that I was waiting for my friend who was just walking out the bar door. 10 guys approached him and started roughing him up. I started my car and drove toward them. They ran to both sides of the road and began hurling rocks and beer bottles at me, so I did a doughnut and knocked them all down like bowling pins. My friend took off into the woods and I was chased for miles by the bikers. I ditched them by turning off the lights, taking my foot off the brake and coasting into a farmer's long driveway. I encountered this motorcycle gang, the Pagans, two more times in the following weeks (one was in a body cast) but I out-smarted them each time. So they gave up. Thought you'd enjoy this.....  |
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Post by lamudbug on May 27, 2013 23:01:33 GMT -5
Cute
and imaginative.
I partied with pagans in jersey.
Good people.
btw/they never give up:
GFID
God Forgives I Don't is common to our brotherhood.
I lack the imagination to lie,
...
but we are different generations.
I post what actually happened
and you think up ....
You are the future and I am obsolete.
The world has gone to sheite.
As you illustrate so well.
Congratulations.
Will pass your post on to the Pagans MC BTW
edited 23:05
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Post by coolplanet on May 27, 2013 23:03:11 GMT -5
Cute and imaginative. I partied with pagans in jersey. Good people. I lack the imagination to lie, but we are different generations. I post what actually happened and you think up .... You are the future and I am obsolete. The world has gone to sheite. As you illustrate so well. Congratulations. I may have been stoned at the time but it really happened the way I wrote it. Actually I left out some good parts, like the second encounter when they were looking for me and I happened to be wearing an afro wig. BTW, this occurred in 1973. |
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Post by lamudbug on May 27, 2013 23:57:17 GMT -5
Lest you feel offended....
Before you were born, the Billy Jack fantasy movies came out.
I went to the drive-in with mostly Satan's Slaves and some Diablos.
Good people all of them.
We formed a square with cars and trucks and parked the bikes safely inside.
Got out the bbq grills and coolers of beer and had a fine party.
Nobody laughed louder when that movie hero sat down and untied his shoes to kick arse.
Nobody cheered louder when that movie hero shot the actor/bike gang leader.
You should actually meet some real bikers someday. Wonderful people with a great sense of humour.
When at 16, I went into the bathroom of a tiny trailer to defecate and the guy's little 4' long gator came out of the tub.
Better than x-lax and everybody but me laughed......
After I learned to laugh at my own foibles....
The clubs always thought me funny.
....
If I laugh at myself I can laugh along with everyone else.
No matter what.
If I only laugh at others, that makes me mean spirited and small.
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Post by coolplanet on May 28, 2013 0:14:09 GMT -5
"You should actually meet some real bikers someday."
Actually I've been good friends with several Hell's Angels from upstate NY for many years.
The Pagans from Presto, PA, were notorious for crashing parties and destroying property when I was a kid. Not all bikers are good people.
I'd share how the story ended but I don't take kindly to being called a liar.
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Post by lamudbug on May 28, 2013 0:53:19 GMT -5
"You should actually meet some real bikers someday." Actually I've been good friends with several Hell's Angels from upstate NY for many years. The Pagans from Presto, PA, were notorious for crashing parties and destroying property when I was a kid. Not all bikers are good people. I'd share how the story ended but I don't take kindly to being called a liar. Empathy. I broke a MS guy's arm for such an insult. (but that was way back in 08) I get called a liar online often by people who have never been anywhere nor done anything. My apology if you are also a real person. Not many left. How about that party boat in NY with Joan Jett as the featured act and she badder than any of 81 there? Gawd, everybody wanted her and she was everybody's wet dream..... Am from before the inc. Never joined them. Wuz old then and am older now. Cancer gives such freedom, mentally. edit to ask: If you are from there, Your friends should know me. When I was trying to sell the 54 pan I rebuilt for 8 thousand a guy offered me 5 hundred. I pointed to the curve down the road. "See that?"He assented. "Get past there when I come back out with my rifle and you will be far enough away."Came back out with a cold beer and laughed at his blind panic as he fled the scene of his attempted robbery. $500.00? My custom built reproduction frame had cost me almost $800.00 and that RMC jerk wanted to steal my bike for $500.00! Wish I still had it. |
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Post by coolplanet on May 28, 2013 1:19:49 GMT -5
"You should actually meet some real bikers someday." edit to ask: If you are from there, Your friends should know me. Did you know Patty Kinner? My best friend for many years died in 2007. |
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Post by lamudbug on May 28, 2013 1:44:26 GMT -5
"You should actually meet some real bikers someday." edit to ask: If you are from there, Your friends should know me. Did you know Patty Kinner? My best friend for many years died in 2007. Sorry. All my friends and riding buds but Ralph and Al are dead. |
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Post by lamudbug on May 29, 2013 0:14:34 GMT -5
The neighbor who realized I was in the hospital last feb and burglarized my home,
danced around in his yard with my (stolen from me) public defender revolver in his hand.
Cops sez: "Did he point the gun at you sir?"
No part of gun stolen from me in the hands of a convicted felon got past his ears.
And, of course that felon can whip out his cellphone and have and an instant half dozen buddies lying for him alibi in minutes.
Me?
I never asked anyone to lie for me. I am stuck with the truth
(not having a good enough memory to construct and support lies
easier to remember the truth and stick to facts)
and no witnesses to back me up.
That's...
.................Life as it is................
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Post by lamudbug on May 29, 2013 3:28:06 GMT -5
I have no pets.
The feral cats in this neighborhood trust me and have safety within my fence.
I pet them and nobody else gets that close.
Watched as-
a cat lay on the sidewalk across the street,
Cat rolling and ignoring everything.
A dog crept up.
The cat kept on rolling and such as the dog snuck up.
I saw the other cats closing in from behind on both sides.
When the dog got to the cat on the sidewalk, he faced her four clawed paws and teeth,
and,
the other cats had closed in.
The kittycats had dog meat for dinner.
I rewarded them with canned milk for having learned pack behavior,
like dogs and lions do.
Have spent 12 years with these feral cats.
IMHO
they are today's velociraptors.
So happy they jump into my lap to get petted and no other human ever gets near them.
They lay dead rattlesnakes & moccasins in front of my drive to brag:
"Daddy, look what I outfought."
Such good baby cats.
Some song from long past:
Two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard,
now everything is easy....
If you have cats in your yard.
You have no snakes nor anything else to fear.
Those cats are the most dangerous predators on planet earth.
And they love to cuddle with and be petted by, us humans.
We are possibly the only species which has nothing to fear from those apex predators.
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Post by coolplanet on May 29, 2013 15:04:20 GMT -5
I have no pets. The feral cats in this neighborhood trust me and have safety within my fence. I pet them and nobody else gets that close. Watched as- a cat lay on the sidewalk across the street, Cat rolling and ignoring everything. A dog crept up. The cat kept on rolling and such as the dog snuck up. I saw the other cats closing in from behind on both sides. When the dog got to the cat on the sidewalk, he faced her four clawed paws and teeth, and, the other cats had closed in. The kittycats had dog meat for dinner. I rewarded them with canned milk for having learned pack behavior, like dogs and lions do. Have spent 12 years with these feral cats. IMHO they are today's velociraptors. So happy they jump into my lap to get petted and no other human ever gets near them. They lay dead rattlesnakes & moccasins in front of my drive to brag: "Daddy, look what I outfought."Such good baby cats. Some song from long past: Two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard,
now everything is easy....
If you have cats in your yard. You have no snakes nor anything else to fear. Those cats are the most dangerous predators on planet earth. And they love to cuddle with and be petted by, us humans. We are possibly the only species which has nothing to fear from those apex predators.  This is Sugar. She's feral and adopted me 2 years ago. She spends most of her time outside hunting rodents and rabbits but likes to come inside to take a nap on my bed. We have two other feral cats, Fang (solid black) and Tezcatlipoca (solid gray) - both shorthairs. I get such pleasure watching them! Sugar is the most feral but she craves affection (only from me) and likes to help dig in the garden. All three are intimidated by the groundhogs and turkeys that live in the field behind our house. |
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Post by lamudbug on May 29, 2013 15:26:12 GMT -5
This is Sugar. She's feral and adopted me 2 years ago. She spends most of her time outside hunting rodents and rabbits but likes to come inside to take a nap on my bed. We have two other feral cats, Fang (solid black) and Tezcatlipoca (solid gray) - both shorthairs. I get such pleasure watching them! Sugar is the most feral but she craves affection (only from me) and likes to help dig in the garden. All three are intimidated by the groundhogs and turkeys that live in the field behind our house. Cute. Looks like a sister to my 'Smurfette" (only female that survived out of eight) You may understand me. The cats are my family. When I visit out of state, sit and watch the sunset.... feral cats come to visit me and I then have family there also. I am a wolf person. Got attacked very young by a pack of dogs. Wolves are like dogs with cat personalities. When I visit a zoo, the captive pack comes near to sniff and talk to me. Meows have meaning if we pay attention. Wolf howls have meaning, as an old man taught me when I was still in my 20's shan.moonbase.net/writings/wolves-man-and-truth/1-wolf-man-and-truthHe put me in a fenced area and let three groups of wolves inspect me and waited for their approval before he sold me a cub. Good man to trust the wolves instinct. Having no wolves now, I trust the cats' instinct. Anyone they flee from will do me dirt when the chance arises. If these feral cats hiss and arch at someone, I know that is an evil person. Animals read our phermones, our micromotor movements and expressions. |
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Post by lamudbug on May 29, 2013 15:51:04 GMT -5
Watching the crew cut up my dreams and haul things off to sell for scrap or to the dump.
One guy said the key I gave them did not work on one of my side gates.
(rather than back the truck and trailer all the way out front to the street)
I told him:
"Try it again. Sometimes you got to hold your mouth just right to make it work."
He opened the lock first try and felt his jaw to see how he had held his mouth.
We old people enjoy seeing youngsters learn our jokes.
They cut my 22' Catalina sailboat in half and next trip will cut up and haul off the aluminum masts from the 41' sailboat.
Probably will have to tow it out to deep water and sink it.
Thinking of taking a torch to most of the guns, lest they fall into the hands of thugs,
like the thugs local cops know stole 15 guns already and are doing nothing about it.
Hail,
iffin you cain't trust the cops, who can you trust?
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Post by coolplanet on May 29, 2013 16:24:16 GMT -5
>>You may understand me.
The cats are my family.<<
I know what you mean.
I feel like Sugar saved my life. She showed up right after my mother died (my brother helped her commit suicide) and I developed some mysterious, debilitating illness which I'm still not over or even know what it is. Sugar has given me so much affection, pleasure and entertainment that really helps!
I'm a wolf person too. My neighbor had two wolf hybrids (half German shepherd) who I loved and they loved me. I like the way they nibble on your chin.
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Post by lamudbug on May 29, 2013 21:33:48 GMT -5
Just rented a house.
The renters brought me this multi page rental/lease agreement with minutiae and picky little details.
I railed (hope that is the right word)
"I don't care who parks how many cars or where and who stays overnight or how long, ....
All I care about is we all honor our agreement we shook hands on."
Throw away all this itemized picky details crap and print up the agreement we shook hands over and it's done!"
They did, and we signed and they are now happy.
My handshake should have done for all.
What has this country come to that people like me are expected to lie in court after giving our word?
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Post by coolplanet on May 29, 2013 22:29:28 GMT -5
>>What has this country come to that people like me are expected to lie in court after giving our word?<< In the beginning was the word. And then came all the lawyers.  |
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Post by lamudbug on May 29, 2013 22:46:43 GMT -5
First time (here in hell ) I tried to transfer a title...
They told me my daughter could not sign as a witness.
"Why not?"
cause they expect family members to lie for each other.
They told me.
Never lived anywhere before they expect people to lie.
One of many reasons I want to leave here and go back to civilization.
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Post by coolplanet on May 29, 2013 23:12:03 GMT -5
First time (here in hell ) I tried to transfer a title... They told me my daughter could not sign as a witness. "Why not?" cause they expect family members to lie for each other. They told me. Never lived anywhere before they expect people to lie. One of many reasons I want to leave here and go back to civilization. I oft wonder if it isn't 'civilization' that fucked us all up in the first place. The invention of religion. The domestication of crops and livestock. CITIES. Monoculture's malnutrition, deforestation, desertification, overpopulation, all the diseases livestock have brought us. Humans have been around for over a million years. 'Civilization' is a relatively new experiment. Perhaps we made a wrong turn at the end of the last ice age. |
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Post by lamudbug on May 30, 2013 22:51:22 GMT -5
Pest control truck drives slowly through.
Later a swarm of roaches invades our houses.
I wonder if he was pouring them out as he drove by.
Good for business to have a sudden infestation to deal with when you find their card on their door.
Normal here is a roach invading the house every other day.
Suddenly seven invade in less than a hour, and they are bigger and more agressive than the local bugs.
It happened the same last year, right after the pest control guy came through and cards got put on doors.
Ah! American business and their exceptional ethics.
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Post by lamudbug on Jun 2, 2013 13:43:22 GMT -5
>>... I'm a wolf person too. My neighbor had two wolf hybrids (half German shepherd) who I loved and they loved me. I like the way they nibble on your chin. That's a sign of respect. My first adult wild capture wolf Rocky, would lick the sweat off my neck and nibble on my chin. I took the wolves and hybrids for a run after work at pvngs every day. They went back to the safety of their 30'x30' pen after with no problem. Knowing I provided food water, protection, and love. The guy who leased the grazing rights from BLM would call me when he had a 'downer' (cow or bull dying ) I'd take my pack to the animal and they would eat. Had they not died from natural predation, he would have had to take a backhoe and bury them. Much greater cost.$ After the first, I took my gun and quickly ended the suffering. Humans/hunters are the only kind killers. Nature: they die from being eaten alive. Me: too much of a wuss to hear that wailing from a dying animal and not want to end it quickly/mercifully. |
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Post by lamudbug on Jun 6, 2013 12:02:06 GMT -5
Sold my 75 cadillac eldorado and my 72 comet dirt cheap just to get them out of this neighborhood.
(both will pass anything but a police car)
Neighbors who robbed my house while I was in hospital got my spare keys and could have stolen both cars from any local person.
Close to being able to leave here.
Words of the VA counselor who asked me to work with other nam vets and iraq/afghan vets ring clear now. (OIF OEF)
When I asked him "What can I do?"
He told me: "They are going through hell."
"What can I do?"
"Talk with them, because you have been through hell and know the way back."
The way out of this hell is to sell out and leave this cesspool to the locals.
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Post by lamudbug on Jun 9, 2013 19:39:21 GMT -5
One of the neighbors who robbed my house when I was in hospital.
Yelled at me today:
"You didn't need that stuff we stole from you!"
They are mad at me because I called the cops about them robbing my house.
"Didn't need the stuff" I had worked and saved to buy.
"Didn't need the stuff"they stole from me,
even though none of them work, and stealing is what they do instead of working.
&
They are mad at me because I called the cops.
Why?
Cops know who robbed my house and stole my guns,
but do absolutely nothing about it.
Not even a traffic stop to do a search to find a convicted felon is in possession of a stolen gun.
Same guy who has bragged in the past that local cops let him drive after he told him he has not had a license for years.
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Post by coolplanet on Jun 9, 2013 22:04:31 GMT -5
One of the neighbors who robbed my house when I was in hospital. Yelled at me today: "You didn't need that stuff we stole from you!"They are mad at me because I called the cops about them robbing my house. "Didn't need the stuff" I had worked and saved to buy. "Didn't need the stuff"they stole from me, even though none of them work, and stealing is what they do instead of working. & They are mad at me because I called the cops. Why? Cops know who robbed my house and stole my guns, but do absolutely nothing about it. Not even a traffic stop to do a search to find a convicted felon is in possession of a stolen gun. Same guy who has bragged in the past that local cops let him drive after he told him he has not had a license for years. |
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Post by lamudbug on Jun 12, 2013 16:37:15 GMT -5
Yah
I heard it when Carlin first did it.
"move your shit to put their stuff there instead"
I was born at night, but "it was NOT last night."
Don't in no way justify drug thugs stealing my S***
Cause they sold it instead of replacing it with their "Stuff"
I worked and saved to buy this house.
They rent, because they spend money on hookers and drugs instead of buying houses.
They don't pay off their credit cards, nor pay for the cars they bought.*
They are worthless (convicted felon) punks.
One, today, told a guy who was buying a gun they had stolen from me:
"He is only alive because he is an asshole"
Then he went back to drilling out the serial numbers.
Nope I am alive
because,
at my worst, sick with the flu and barely able to walk,
I am better than them!
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Post by lamudbug on Jun 15, 2013 1:43:04 GMT -5
Guy came to tell me they had moved in next door.
I put the gun back in my pocket as he came up the stairs.
He apologized for sneaking up on me.
Conversation was the same
him assuming I am ignorant and unaware & me letting him assume that.
Like a deer hunter setting the crosshairs on his prey, when the deer turns and looks at the man who plans to shoot him.
We, who survived combat know when danger threatens before the first shot is fired.
But we don't have to tell the punks that.
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Post by lamudbug on Jun 16, 2013 16:08:45 GMT -5
Just gave a guy the key to my front door.
Told him:
"The criminal drug thugs across the street got my spare sets of keys when they robbed my house."
" Change it and,Put in your own lock and your own keys,"
He does not understand how much evil they represent.
He will learn.
They pretended to be my friends until they could steal from me.
Same as it ever was.
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Post by coolplanet on Jun 16, 2013 21:39:53 GMT -5
Just gave a guy the key to my front door. Told him: "The criminal drug thugs across the street got my spare sets of keys when they robbed my house." " Change it and,Put in your own lock and your own keys," He does not understand how much evil they represent. He will learn. They pretended to be my friends until they could steal from me. Same as it ever was. |
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Post by lamudbug on Jun 17, 2013 9:49:44 GMT -5
That's why I don't claim to be a christian.
Sell all I worked for and give to the crackheads & methhead drug thugs.?
No way never.
They are poor because of their drugging and thugging.
Jesus did not have to deal with drug addicts.
I do.
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Post by coolplanet on Jun 17, 2013 17:54:10 GMT -5
That's why I don't claim to be a christian. Sell all I worked for and give to the crackheads & methhead drug thugs.? No way never. They are poor because of their drugging and thugging. Jesus did not have to deal with drug addicts. I do. American Indians have a similar philosophy called the Give Away. We modern humans are enslaved by our possessions. |
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