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Post by coolplanet on Jun 18, 2013 21:33:22 GMT -5
 News in Brief • News • ISSUE 49•25 • Jun 17, 2013 www.theonion.com/articles/michelle-obama-seen-outside-walking-family-rhinoce,32851/ WASHINGTON—Spectators outside the White House received a rare treat this morning when they witnessed First Lady Michelle Obama on the South Lawn going for a stroll with the family’s pet rhinoceros, Chauncey. “Owning a rhino is a lot of work, but all of the Obamas—and especially Michelle—really love Chauncey,” said White House spokesperson Sam Davidson of the 3,000-pound eastern black rhinoceros the family adopted in December after Barack Obama’s reelection promise to “finally get Sasha and Malia that rhino they’ve been wanting.” “And Chauncey really loves them all, too. He sleeps inside the White House master bedroom, he gives Sasha and Malia fun rhino rides, and he always charges at the president whenever he first enters the Oval Office.” Sources confirmed that the Obamas have been considering purchasing a steel cage for Chauncey ever since the rhino accidentally gored Health and Human Services Sec. Kathleen Sebelius earlier this month. |
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Post by lamudbug on Jun 18, 2013 22:10:12 GMT -5
Walking Rick Santorum on a leash,
I might believe.
You are way over the line and beyond belief.
Quit smoking that stuff and return to reality.
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Post by coolplanet on Jun 19, 2013 0:29:10 GMT -5
Walking Rick Santorum on a leash, I might believe. You are way over the line and beyond belief. Quit smoking that stuff and return to reality. Posted to Humor and Comedy. You must admit that's a funny picture. Reality is subjective. Some of us think that the sleeping state is closer to reality than being awake in this sick world. Without laughter life is not worth living. |
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Post by northernexpat on Jun 19, 2013 0:43:28 GMT -5
As soon as I saw the picture I knew it was from the Onion. They may have a sick sense of humor, but sometimes you need a laugh just to get through a day. Thanks for posting.  |
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Post by lamudbug on Jun 19, 2013 1:35:07 GMT -5
I apologize
that rhino would have more brains than little ricky
I wuz wrong
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Post by coolplanet on Jun 19, 2013 10:11:45 GMT -5
As soon as I saw the picture I knew it was from the Onion. They may have a sick sense of humor, but sometimes you need a laugh just to get through a day. Thanks for posting. Meloves me Onion. Glad you en-joyed!  |
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Post by Vierotchka on Jun 19, 2013 18:50:41 GMT -5
It took me barely more than one second to see it was photoshopped, the angle of the light on the rhino being very different to that on Michelle. Still, that was pretty funny!
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